TROLL PROVERBS

This is da place for da proverbs, mon! All be made by trolls!

A bat a day keeps da witch doctor away.
As soon as an elf be born he begins to die.
Let bygones be bygones, then ya stab em in da back.
Let dead tauren lie.
Early raptor catch da gnome.
Voodoo be da best medicine.
Look before ya bite.
"Any child knows to point the sharp end away from himself,
but a warrior knows to point the sharp end towards his enemy. "
With one gnome you can't feed your children
meat is ruined when it grows hair
Burned elf dreads da fire.
My gandma's spirit makes the world go around.
Man is da root of all wicked.
Don't judge a mon by his tusks.
No pain, no gain.
Nevva look a gift dwarf in da mouth.
One man's loss, is a trolls gain.
Scratch my back, and I'll torch yours.
Beware of shiny things, for they might be pointy and able to kill you
Da' Gnome in da' hand be worth two in da' bush, mon
Teach your kids to eat their pets and feed them for a day,
teach them to eat eachother, and they eat for a lifetime
Blood is the sweet nectar of victory, and the riddling stench of defeat
It is difficult to catch a dark troll in a dark room, especially when it is not there.

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